Dave the Gooner just played his first ever online game - Sudgie watching over him. He's dealt QQ, but Sudgie's phone went so Gooner was forced to make his own decision. Panic. Opens with $20 bet, gets mullah'd by trips. Down $160. Sudgie walks back in "Idiot, should have gone in harder before the flop."
Gooner just stares at him - what does that mean?

Still learning.
5 minutes in: Sudgie sits down, reckons The Gooner left his bad luck on the laptop - wipes the screen with his magic pinky finger - sorted.

15 minutes in: Sudgie's cautious, no real betting, watching the others eliminate each other. Gooner's loving it "Bloke's gone all in, what a dick!".
20 minutes: Sudgie "Now we have to pretend we've got an ace..... no they didn't fall for it" "Right, now we have to show we've got a dick. See they folded."

Pure Pro.
25 minutes: Sudgie has to leave to put up a kitchen cabinet for his mum's Christmas present. What a man.

26 minutes: Gooner's out.
You can read more about Gooner's experience in the beginner's section